Interviewer: Is it true Iwan only speaks Welsh?
Robert: Iwan only speaks Welsh. It’s his first and only language. It’s, you know, it’s been hard. It’s been difficult. We’ve taught him what he needs to know for the show. For example, say those two lines that we were practicing today?
Iwan: I’m not a pedophile.
Robert: And the other one?
Iwan: I wanna piss on your tits.
Robert: I want to piss on your tits.
Iwan: I want to piss on your tits.
Robert: You see? He’s good, he’s improving.
Interviewer: So how do you communicate with him?
Robert: Usually we point at the thing— (Iwan interrupts) hang on, hang on— the prop, or the object and we say ‘Pick it up! Now pick that up! Pick it up!’ and usually after awhile of that he gets the idea. Usually body language. That’s really how we all communicate.
Interviewer (to Iwan): So have you been having a good experience learning your lines?
(Iwan starts mumbling Welsh, and then looks at Robert. Robert shakes his head.)
Robert: Jesus christ.
Iwan: I want to piss on your tits.
Robert: Yeah, I know.
(They both burst out laughing.)